i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with
I WANT TO KNOW
I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and
i dont think my friends understand. when i say my room is messy i dont mean “cute” messy where i have a jacket hanging here and there i mean messy as in fuckin trash island where garbage citizens hold elections over who will become the next trash overlord it’s fuckin gross
"People in musicals sing too much"
"Boys who like musicals must be gay"
"Musicals are repetitive"
"Musicals last way too long"
"Musicals are WAY too cheesy"
"Musicals are just boring"
"Musicals are childish"
"People who like musicals are just sad lonely losers, and—"
when Ashton’s skin is itchy: rashton
when Ashton falls on the ground: crashton
when Ashton goes swimming: splashton
when Ashton walks around naked: flashton
when Ashton tells you to be quiet: psssshhton
when Ashton takes out the garbage: trashton
when Ashton gets hella bank: cashton
when Ashton got the booty: asshton
When Ashton goes to a Halloween dance party: Monster Mashton